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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Things You Can Never Have Too Many Of)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Daniel does a wild set of facial exercises to get ready for the show. Also, he can no longer tolerate granola for a personal reason that needs to be discussed. I want to know what items you can never have too many of and we take some calls on this topic. Muscle confusion seems to be a myth and apparently I look miserable while I sleep. I want to know if anyone doesn't look back on their early 20s and feel they were entitled and also we discuss The Fisher King and Perceval. And more!

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0:00.0

Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.

0:06.0

Allison, how to send, how to send,

0:08.0

how to send, with perfect good times never end.

0:12.0

Allison, Rosen, dude. times never in. Allison.

0:13.0

Do you in the way he gets your hands again.

0:17.0

Allison, Rosen.

0:20.0

Allison's your new best friend.

0:22.0

Hey everyone, hi hello welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

0:28.5

I'm sitting here in my studio with my husband Daniel.

0:32.0

Hello.

0:32.8

Hello.

0:33.8

The facial exercises that you just did in order to get your face

0:39.4

ready to do a podcast or nothing short of frightening but also like exhilarating.

0:46.7

What was that?

0:48.7

It's just pro-level shit honey.

0:51.2

Are you sure I'm not too hot? I'm like blasting my ear cans.

0:57.0

I am pretty sure but I can turn that your cans down a little bit. I think that would make you feel better.

1:02.0

Does that sound better? Try that.

1:05.0

Yeah, that's better. Do you need to redo your future exercises?

1:07.0

Well, I'm worried I'm going to be like backing off too much from the mic and then it'll sound fine in my headphones,

1:13.1

but it'll be too quiet on the recording.

1:14.9

Here's the deal.

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