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Hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alice in Rosen is your new best friend. I'm sitting in my studio and the lights are out because I've got some breaking eyeball news.

But as happens on no news show when there's breaking news, I'm going to first introduce. No, maybe they do. I don't know. Let's not get hung up on the details. I'm going to introduce my guest. It's someone you know. It's someone you love. Please put your hands together for Daniel quants.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, everybody. It's nice. You can sit down. Please. How's it going over there with you? It's going well, though. Suddenly a bit of a headache. I don't know. I've been having headaches lately. Am I dying? I don't know. I feel warm. Is it warm in here? No. What's happening? I would rapidly getting older. I bred out a headline today that said one of the things that increases the aging process

most of all is lack of sleep. Yes. Okay. So now I am. I'm basically going to die tomorrow. You are so worried about lack of sleep. And I personally find it annoying. And I mean that with as much compassion as possible. Not joking. But here's the deal. Yeah. We have children. I know. And they. But I don't want them to run me into the grave.

They wake us up in the middle of the night. So I. I don't think they would be thrilled to know to know the reason they're killing you. Yeah, they they're dad died young. Was because they because they they don't know what they're doing. So they're not thinking when they wake up. They're not thinking. Let's kill dad. You don't know what they're thinking. Don't make assumptions. So anyway, they wake us up. What if that is what they're thinking? Have you not read edipus Rex?

I think I did read it. Really? Yeah. I had a classics class in college. I want I remember I went to read college as a prospective student. And they were discussing. What's that's not media or Tyler Perry's media. What's the one?

Liz Astrada. What? I think it was Liz Astrada. Maybe it was an Antigone. I don't know. It was like some Greek woman. And Liz Smith.

Liz Clayworn. Liz Clayworn. It was classic by by Socrates. Liz Clayworn. I actually don't know who's Antigone and Liz Astrada. Bye.

Uh, who's the author? Why am I blanking on that now? Jackie O'Nassies Aristotle O'Nassies?

I think it was Zach Alfinakis. It's someone Greek. Let's just look it up. Even though this has nothing to do.

People need to know who wrote edipus and Antigone.

Aristophanies. Aristophanies.

Wrote Liz Astrada. What's the other one? Antigone is by Sophocles. Sophocles.

And then let's see who edipus is by. I think it's by Freud.

Fucking Sophocles. That's a fucking guy. He also wrote Edipus Rex. Yeah, I know.

I don't really know anything about. Big dummy over here. Do you? Do I?

He's my favorite writer of all time. Get this.

Sophocles wrote edipus Rex and edipus at Colonus.

Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

But listen. You're fucking lying to me.

You never ever hear about edipus at Colonus. That isn't like the godfather three of that.

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