Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Luxurious Energy)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Parenting, Perimenopause, Parentsloss, Marriage, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Are Daniel and I sick? It's impossible to tell. We discuss how litigious my parents were and how annoyed I still am over the peacock incident. Daniel one-ups me with tales of his own. We also talk about Taylor Swift's luxurious energy quote and try to figure out who was the funniest presidential hopeful. Plus your calls and more.

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0:00.0	Allison Rosen
0:03.0	Allison is your new best friend
0:06.0	Allison
0:07.0	Hey everybody,
0:10.0	Hello, hello
0:11.0	Hello, hello again, Allison Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.9	Hey, everybody.
0:24.0	Hi, hello.
0:25.3	Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:29.9	I do believe I'm getting sick, which is why my voice and throat may or may not sound weird.
0:36.4	I don't know.
0:40.3	I'm in the studio. As always, with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants, hello. Hi. You're also, we are both on the borderline of getting
0:47.8	sick. And while being sick is arguably worse than not being sick, it's just a little, it's just,
0:53.8	that's just my opinion.
0:55.4	Being in the middle no man's land of like, am I sick, am I not sick? What's going on? Have I just lost
1:01.1	all of my energy? Am I just a lazy sack of shit? Oh no, it's because I'm not feeling well.
1:06.5	That is like a weird headspace to be in. Yeah.
1:16.7	I had, I, I, I just had this pain in my stomach yesterday.
1:21.6	And of course, my brain is immediately like, oh, I must have pancreatic cancer, obviously.
1:29.7	Like that's, my brain cannot assume that I might be sick, like in a normal sense, like in a flu sense.
1:30.0	Right.
1:31.3	It's always just like.
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