Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Lettuce in Burritos)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Parenting, Perimenopause, Parentsloss, Marriage, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Was I an awful employee? Did I have an horrendous attitude? It's not looking good. Also the earth is trying to broil us and I share a story of an unfortunate headline. Peter has destroyed my computer and a caller says this is normal. Daniel says humans evolved from bananas or something like that and I have a surgery update. Plus Snack Chat, Girls, Daniel's and his ex's favorite restaurant, Daniel talking to me after I've fallen asleep and more.

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen,
0:02.7	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with her perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, and we'll wait to get some pants again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone. Hi. Hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:28.9	It is nearly 100 degrees. The earth is trying to bake us off of it. We're like char on the edge of pizza. And when I worked at Time Out
0:40.2	New York, I learned that char is a term. It is a pizza term, gourmet, snooty pizza. Oh my God.
0:47.5	And more importantly, our editor-in-chief decided to refer to it as Zaw on the cover. I'm realizing I'm jumping around and I also
0:55.4	have not even introduced my guest, but we did like the best pizza, an issue about the best
1:00.5	pizza in New York. And he's like, you know, where to get the best slice of Zah? And that's when I
1:06.5	said, I can no longer in good conscience work here. I would like to welcome to the show.
1:11.7	Your husband and mine, a man who has opinions about Zah, it's Daniel Quants.
1:18.1	Hello.
1:18.7	How do you feel about someone calling it Zah?
1:21.8	Uh-oh.
1:22.8	Now I am.
1:26.0	Okay.
1:26.7	I'm not hearing it anymore. I don't think they are. I don't, I think it's the, it's
1:31.1	something or other. Hi, my thoughts about Zah are that that is a crime against humanity.
1:36.3	How do you feel about calling it a pie? We're going to pick up a pie, but you mean pizza?
1:44.0	Yeah, both, they're just precious terms to me.
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