Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's Texas Rant)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Daniel has some harsh words for Texas and he won't back down. He also has harsh words for Alison who can barely hack attending preschool for three hours in the sun with Owen. Has Alison become even more accustomed to inactivity? A caller moved from California to Texas and feels it's a big mistake. Another caller is moving to Canada. Alison thinks all moves are a little traumatic and Daniel disagrees which is so Daniel. Another caller claims to be Tony Thaxton but he sounds more like Greg Heller. Plus some TV Talk, Alison's genius wearable/disposable tech idea and more.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice.
0:03.3	Hey, no.
0:04.9	Greg, what are you doing here?
0:06.0	Hey, what do you mean, what do you come from, Greg?
0:09.2	I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure that your listeners know
0:14.5	that you're just as wonderful on the other podcast you do.
0:18.3	What if they don't have kids?
0:21.2	Don't eat them.
0:22.2	You don't eat them.
0:23.4	A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids.
0:25.6	We talk about sex.
0:26.8	We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff, but also parenting.
0:29.9	Yeah, so.
0:30.9	The checkout childish new episodes every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts.
0:59.4	Hey, everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alice and Rosen is your
1:07.9	new best friend.
1:09.2	I am seated here in pod cabin sitting across from my wonderful husband, Daniel Quantz.
1:17.7	Hello, it is I.
1:22.2	Are you speaking, are you going to be speaking in your natural speaking voice and intonation?
1:26.2	This is it.
1:27.2	Hello.
1:28.2	How are you talking normally?
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