Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison's Unsexing)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
I have giant news and I need Daniel to guess it. Also his description of what I do in a day is amusing and unfair. We hear from you about more of your favorite drops, talk about which celebrities are awful and nice, remember what some listeners think is the best episode of the show (when Daniel accidentally ate a pot cookie) and get a voicemail from professional wrestler Colt Cabana!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, Allison, with a good time's never end. |
| 0:11.0 | Allison, Rosen. times never end. Allison. |
| 0:13.0 | Do you in the way because some hands again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen. |
| 0:20.0 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.0 | Hey everyone, hi hello hello welcome to another exciting episode of |
| 0:26.3 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I am sitting here in my studio with my |
| 0:31.6 | husband Daniel who just burped but he blew it away from the |
| 0:35.6 | podcast. I did not include it but you must acknowledge everything that happens. |
| 0:39.6 | I'm sorry I am like a security camera I record all and then I present it to people in like a |
| 0:48.2 | grainy spotty kind of ultimately not helpful way. |
| 0:52.5 | Have you ever watched live security cam footage? |
| 0:55.4 | No, have you? |
| 0:56.5 | Boring. |
| 0:58.3 | And that's all I'm going to say about that. |
| 1:00.2 | Well, make your land your point. |
| 1:05.0 | There's no point, honey. |
| 1:11.0 | Um, Daniel, I have something to say to you. You can eat a big old bag of dicks, eat a big old bag of dicks, eat a big old bag of dicks, eat a big old bag of dicks, |
| 1:19.3 | eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks. |
| 1:22.3 | Hey, I don't know why eat a bag of dicks. Hey! |
| 1:23.0 | I don't know why that didn't sweep the nation like we thought it would. |
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