Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and a Buried Rug)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

I got sucked into the viral buried rug story which I need to share with Daniel. Also I saw a curious trio of people at the dermatologist's office and I need to know their relationship. Daniel and I have reached a laundry agreement, or have we, and Daniel has a phobia of empty houses. Plus your calls and cadaver dogs.

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, how to send, how to send,
0:08.0	how to send, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, dude. times never in. Alice in, Rose in.
0:14.6	Do you in the way he gets your hands again.
0:17.6	Alice in, ros in.
0:20.4	Alice in your new best friend. Hey everyone, hi hello welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rose
0:27.1	and is your new best friend. I am sitting here in the pod cabin
0:30.9	with my husband and yours Daniel Quants hello I'm everybody's husband
0:35.9	you're everyone's husband you're America's husband well it's so honored yeah
0:41.1	how's it going I'm doing great You'd think with all of these brides that have someone who pulled my laundry.
0:47.9	Daniel and I have reached a laundry detente, which I think means like a, what does daytont mean?
0:55.0	I actually don't know.
0:56.0	Is it a standoff or is it a tenuous agreement?
0:59.0	Like, I don't know the technical.
1:02.0	I think if you, if like two sides reach a detente they put down their arms.
1:06.8	Like they can't go any further.
1:08.8	They're not.
1:09.8	Let's see what it means.
1:10.8	The easing of hostility or strained relations, especially between countries.
1:15.0	Yeah, I feel like we've reached a laundry detente.
1:18.0	Okay. So anyway, our detente slash agreement, Do you remember what it is?
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