Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and 4 Suggestions for Japan)

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Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Now that we're back in the US, we have some notes for Japan. Just four small things they might want to change. Daniel is still working his way through a cache of Japanese protein bars and I can barely remember a time when I got a full night of sleep. Elliot is offended by Daniel's funk and we're debuting a new segment: This Week On Tik Tok (TWOTT) featuring a woman who made everyone think her life was in danger when it wasn't. Now that the truth is out, people are mad!

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, how to send, how to send,
0:08.0	with perfect good times never end.
0:11.0	Allison, Rosen to. times never in. I'm asking,
0:13.0	and do the way he gets your hands again.
0:17.0	Allison, Rosen.
0:20.0	Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.0	Hey everyone, Hi hello welcome to another exciting episode of
0:27.0	Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I am sitting here in Podcabin in California in America no longer in Japan I haven't been
0:36.6	there for a little while but I feel like maybe mentally I'm still there
0:42.3	except I'm not but I'm not here. I don't know where I am. Let's find out together on this episode which also features my husband Daniel. Hello.
0:51.0	Hi. How's it going? You are doing some furious chewing. I know I wanted to have a
0:56.6	bite to eat before because I was hungry. Now is this still one of the protein bars that
1:00.8	you bought in Japan? No, this is one of the protein bars that taste good.
1:06.8	I appreciate your commitment to not wasting money, I suppose, because you bought a bunch of protein bars there.
1:14.7	You're like, these are terrible and then you brought them all home.
1:17.0	I was concerned that I wouldn't be getting enough protein.
1:27.0	Because I've been exercising, you know, you don't want to lose your gains. But is that what happened?
1:28.0	If you, let's say you exercise a lot and then you don't eat protein for a little while,
1:31.0	do your muscles instantly deflate? It did not used to be the case
1:34.3	when I was young but I have found that at my age the rate of deterioration is rapid.
1:42.0	Daniel's biohacking you guys. I don't think you... rate of deterioration is rapid.
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