Daniel and Alison (The Opposite of Aromatherapy)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
The show is off to a rocky start when a memory lapse threatens the usual beginning! Thankfully things right themselves in time to recount Elliot's run in with law enforcement, the most embarrassing thing I ever said or at least one of them, the opposite of aromatherapy, suture chat and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Alison, Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison with perfect good times never end |
| 0:12.0 | Allison |
| 0:13.0 | To win a way to dance a dance again |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen |
| 0:19.0 | Allison's your new best friend. I'm sitting here in pod cabin. I'm laughing |
| 0:30.4 | because, hi, it's me. Welcome to another episode of Alison Rosen's your new best friend. I'm sitting |
| 0:36.5 | here in Pod Cabin with your |
| 0:39.0 | husband and mine, Daniel Quants. Okay, so a second before I started, I turned to Daniel and I said, |
| 0:45.6 | how do I start the show again? I literally, I knew that there's three, I know there's three things I say. |
| 0:51.8 | Right. Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Hey, everyone. Hi. Hello. But I couldn't remember the order I put them in. And interestingly enough, on a very early show, I used a different order. That is interesting. I said enough. Interesting. It's enough. It's interesting. It's mid-trusting. Anyway, hello, everyone. Welcome to another exciting episode. Oh, now I'm back in the groove. Oh, look at that. Hey, everyone. Anyway, hello, everyone. Welcome to another exciting episode. |
| 1:11.3 | Oh, now I'm back in the groove. |
| 1:12.8 | Oh, look at that. |
| 1:13.8 | Hey, everyone. |
| 1:14.5 | Hi, hello. |
| 1:15.7 | It's me. |
| 1:17.1 | That's it. |
| 1:17.9 | Welcome to another exciting episode. |
| 1:20.2 | Well, okay. |
| 1:20.9 | That's how it goes, love. |
| 1:22.3 | If now I'm back, who was I mere moments ago? |
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