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Hey, everyone.

Hi, hello.

Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

I'm sitting here in Pod Cabin on a Thursday with your husband and mine.

Daniel Quants, don't be confused.

You'll hear this on a Monday.

Hi.

Hi.

How's it going? It's going. Well, yeah, it. You'll hear this on a Monday. Hi. Hi. How's it going?

It's going well. Yeah, it's a Thursday. It's a Monday show on a Thursday. Normally we record on a Friday, but tomorrow I've got physical therapy. Remember, I did that last week too. Yeah. It's my new thing. And then I am getting my eyes dilated. Of course, there's no reason I can't record with my eyes dilated. But still, with such a pack schedule, I thought, let's just squeeze this guy in today. Daniel, there's something different about you. What is it? You guess. I'm wearing my glasses. Yes. Why? I mean, I don't mean to be up in your face about it. I'm just saying normally, I guess you don't wear them when you record. I don't know. I just put them on. What do they do for you? Because you're someone who's had Lasic twice. Well, I had Lasic and then it corrected. It's not like I've done it. Like, it's basically

once. You had it once, but like it was split into two parts, one where they did it and then one

where they fixed what they did. Right. How did they do it wrong? Tell the lasic story uh well because the the the width of my

cornea wasn't thick enough to do the normal lasic they did something called epilasic which is

they it's like a certain so like normal lasic uh they will just slice the cornea. That's a word I don't want to hear. Flap it back and slap it with the laser and then flap it back. Jesus. Are they, now when they do that, are they following some kind of map or are they just willy-nilly fucking with your, are they just like, de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de. completely willy-nilly. Maybe you'll see again. Maybe you won't. No, really. They're being very precise about where they're zapping, right? Yeah, honey. I have no idea. Well, you have to be... When I performed Lasic surgery, I wasn't precise. Right. No, it's, it's all like extremely precise.

Yeah. Okay. It's lasers. It's computers. It's a whole thing. But I didn't have enough cornea. And so the epilasic, basically, what they do is they, sorry to anyone who's squeamish.

They instead of doing. I'm pre- squeamish. They, instead of doing...

I'm pre- squeamish.

They do it along the surface.

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