Daniel and Alison (The Hot Colonoscopy Doctor)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
We're in the midst of an atmospheric river which is putting Daniel and his manly car washing out of business. I'm having recurring fish tank dreams and Daniel and I worked through something important regarding my less than ideal way of handling something interpersonal. Daniel had a colonoscopy and his butt is perfect!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:02.7 | Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:05.9 | Allison, Allison, we've heard the good times never end. |
| 0:11.5 | Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to dance and dance again. |
| 0:17.1 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.7 | I'm sitting here on a rainy Friday in Pod Cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. Hello. |
| 0:35.0 | Hi. How is it going? We are in the middle of an atmospheric river. Is that what this is? Yeah, I think it's going to be like six days of rain. I love it for some reasons. And then for some reasons, I don't love it as much. I love it because it's free car washes because we are. We have lots of bird poop. We get... We do like an annual car wash. |
| 0:56.6 | We're so bad about getting our cars washed. |
| 0:59.0 | Well, I got a deluxe car wash kind of chemicals kit because I don't mind washing. |
| 1:08.3 | I kind of like washing cars. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm yet to see that passion of yours. |
| 1:22.3 | Well, I washed the cars this summer. Do you not recall? You're right. Thank you. But the reason I haven't done it more, the reason you haven't seen more of it is partially due to the fact that I didn't get enough of the main. |
| 1:33.6 | The soap? |
| 1:34.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.0 | Well, there's like a foam gun. |
| 1:38.9 | Ooh. |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:41.3 | Is this like car washing for dudes? |
| 1:45.0 | It's like everything's in gun form? |
| 1:46.5 | It's like the kind of thing where it's like when you really care about your car. |
| 1:50.0 | And that's the other thing. |
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