Daniel and Alison (News Jingle Showdown and Daniel's Velcro)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Parenting, Perimenopause, Parentsloss, Marriage, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Is there a compendium of stores that let you return something but don't require you to actually return the item because I'm into it. Also Daniel's learning how to cut hair! Strep throat has hit our house and you know old people just talk non-stop about ailments? I am beginning to see how it happens. I have some harsh words for my mosquito listeners and Daniel is reclaiming the American Flag. Plus a disturbing AF news story out of France, I was wrong, This Week on Tik Tok, your voicemails and I think I'm a super taster.

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, Allison, Allison, with a good time's never end.
0:11.0	Allison, Rosen, do you? times never end. I'm asking,
0:13.0	and do the way because your hands again.
0:17.0	Allison, Rosen, Allison, Rosen.
0:20.0	Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.0	Hey everyone, Hi hello welcome to another very exciting episode of
0:27.4	Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I'm in my studio with my husband who just took a sip of Gatorade and it looks like
0:35.4	something went sideways or did it did everything happen if are you aware of what you
0:41.8	to high are you aware of what you to high are you aware of what you just did?
0:45.2	I what are you talking about you took a sip and then you I rubbed my eyes no you like it was as if you silently roared you like went like, I'm going to do it. We don't have video going,
0:55.2	but imagine if we did. You went like this. Like the sound that would go with it would be like,
0:59.7	Yow! You Yow! No, I was going to sneeze. Yeah, you yowed.
1:03.0	No, I was going to sneeze.
1:05.0	Oh, would you rather I sneeze into the mic?
1:09.0	I wasn't taking issue with your Yow, your post-Gatorade Yow.
1:14.0	I can't fucking do anything without you commenting on it.
1:16.0	Well, listen, honey, this is showbiz.
1:20.0	Is it?
1:22.0	This is showbiz right here.
1:26.0	We hear you.
1:27.0	Okay, wait, what was it?
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