Daniel and Alison (Lantern Riddles and SRSLY)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
We recount the Valentine's goings-on and discuss your comments. I want to try eyedrops that improve your vision and Daniel craps all over the idea. A listener has signature scent suggestions for Daniel and he's getting compliments on his physique. Plus Danimal's Animals and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Alison, Rosen, Alison, Alison's your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:11.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, and a wavy, fancy, again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.9 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:23.8 | Hi. |
| 0:24.0 | Hello. |
| 0:24.5 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.8 | I am sitting here in Podcaven with your husband and mine, the people's husband, Daniel |
| 0:34.0 | Quant. |
| 0:35.0 | Hello. |
| 0:36.1 | Hello. |
| 0:37.2 | How is it going? Dolesberry. Oh, wow. We only just |
| 0:42.4 | started. Quants. Guys, I'm trying to play some drops. And when I am in front of the drops, it pulls me out of the |
| 0:52.7 | conversation. And then I just sit here waiting for an opportunity to play something. |
| 0:58.8 | No dice. |
| 0:59.7 | So anyway, yes. |
| 1:01.0 | So today's Valentine's Day or as our son and apparently one of your former bosses, one |
| 1:08.1 | who. |
| 1:08.9 | She fucking hates me. That was actually, your boss did hate you, didn't she... She fucking hates me. |
| 1:12.2 | That was actually... |
| 1:12.8 | Your boss did hate you, didn't she? |
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