Daniel and Alison (Daniel Xavier Fartigus Quantz and the Tyranny of the Tanned)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We discuss unconventional middle names, Daniel's really nice compliment, the curious case of some of the items sold at my parents' estate sale ending up with a listener, the nubbin on the end of my new pen, Jai Alai, the sport that correlates to the person with the least to say, an armed forces tangent, Daniel's self-tanner journey and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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0:00.0	Alison, Rosen,
0:02.8	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, Allison, we've heard the good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to dance and dance again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:23.3	Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to a very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:28.8	I'm sitting here in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants.
0:33.8	Hi.
0:34.4	Hi. I debated saying your middle name. And then thought you know what that's a need to know
0:41.2	kind of thing who knows what how what people could do with your middle name danger they could
0:47.6	hack into your no danger is my middle name oh yeah I thought you meant it could be danger
0:53.3	us yeah if they need my full name then Oh, yeah. I thought you meant it could be danger, us.
0:54.7	Yeah, if they, if they knew my full name, then what else could they find out about me?
1:01.3	I don't even, I don't even know.
1:04.3	Probably everything.
1:06.5	I feel like when we were young.
1:08.4	They could hack into my underwear.
1:12.1	You know who's hacking into our underwear?
1:14.4	Peter.
1:15.1	Yeah.
1:15.5	When we were young, I felt kind of secondhand embarrassment for people whose middle names were unconventional.
1:25.0	Robinette.
	...

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