Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Bean Regimen)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
We really get to the bottom of Daniel's bean regimen on this episode. Plus we talk about how he can't have fun, whether we're raising our kids to be independent enough, Lena Dunham, endometriosis, self-tanner, a six-week face update and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, we're perfect good times never end. |
| 0:12.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some pants and dance again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new |
| 0:27.6 | best friend. I'm sitting here on a Friday afternoon for me, Monday for you in Pod Cabin, |
| 0:33.7 | with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. Hello. |
| 0:38.5 | Oh, she is such a queen. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, thank you. |
| 0:41.5 | Hi, Daniel. |
| 0:42.1 | Hi. |
| 0:43.0 | How goes it? |
| 0:44.5 | It goes well for us, probably not so well for the listeners who are sitting there on a Monday. |
| 0:52.4 | Spoiling away,ishing for the man |
| 0:55.0 | And have some big old long week ahead of them |
| 0:57.9 | It's almost cruel |
| 1:01.7 | Do you think we should come out on a Friday instead? |
| 1:06.1 | What if? |
| 1:07.5 | No, this is good. |
| 1:08.7 | You know what? |
| 1:09.2 | If I were them, I would appreciate this coming out on Monday. |
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