Daniel and Alison (Cookie Energy and Confusing Idioms)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Daniel and I are talking about idioms when I receive a text from my son's teacher which is awful but also hilarious and probably my fault. Also I witnessed a woman named Cookie at the doctor's office and now I want to bring her energy into my life. Daniel's batteries are running out but he has a new career venture and we're trying to not go to the Renaissance Faire.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, |
| 0:07.0 | Allison with perfect good times never end |
| 0:12.0 | Allison |
| 0:13.0 | To win a wave you get some pants and |
| 0:17.0 | Again |
| 0:18.0 | Allison |
| 0:19.0 | Allison's your new best friend Hey everyone, hi, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:23.9 | Hi, hello. |
| 0:24.7 | Welcome to another very exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:29.3 | It's a sunny Friday afternoon, and I'm sitting in Podcaven with your husband and mine. |
| 0:35.6 | It's America's husband, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:38.3 | Hello. |
| 0:39.1 | How's it going? |
| 0:40.3 | Good. |
| 0:40.8 | Well, it's Friday for us, but it's not Friday for the listener. |
| 0:46.8 | Quants! |
| 0:47.5 | You're right. |
| 0:48.0 | And I don't want to rub it in. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm sitting here thinking of a term I like to use, a little phrase. |
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