Daniel and Alison (Bald Eagles and The Medical Riddle)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Parenting, Perimenopause, Parentsloss, Marriage, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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I saw my doctor today who left me with a riddle. I need Daniel's input. Also was my doctor in a frat? Daniel needs math to be visual and my dad claimed he invented wearing red sweaters. Bald eagles don't sound like what we think they do and turns out I've inherited a vindictive streak. Plus sociopaths!

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen, too, Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to get some dance again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to a very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I am sitting in Podcabin with your husband in mine, Daniel Quants. Hello.
0:34.1	Hi. How goes it? I feel like I'm more your husband than theirs, if I'm being, if I'm being honest.
0:40.4	Well, do you feel like when I say your husband in mind that suggests a 50-50 split?
0:47.1	I just, I don't know about a split so much as just like it does, I know.
0:53.6	It doesn't.
0:57.9	It doesn't suggest that, right? Like if I guys i got this lemonade for us no but i don't necessarily mean i'm insisting on a slip you're not oh you're not
1:04.2	presuming one i'm just saying if i were to think about it like if i really think about it i feel, I feel like I'm more, I'm more your husband.
1:13.1	Right.
1:13.6	And what I am the husband of everybody listening.
1:16.3	Right.
1:16.6	And what I'm asking is, should I change the wording to reflect this situation?
1:23.7	No, I think you can continue to say that, but people just, I just don't want people, I just don't want people to get too attached to me.
1:32.8	Is it, because I, are you, is it the commitment?
1:35.7	Are you afraid of the commitment?
1:36.6	Yeah, I can't be responsible in that way.
1:39.6	To all of them.
1:40.6	To everybody who's listening.
1:42.3	Okay.
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