Daniel and Alison (Alison's Latest Tipping Disaster, Daniel's Brush With Death)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Daniel had a brush with death that he didn't tell me about. I had to hear from a neighbor! Also is collecting sneakers juvenile? Daniel isn't judging. We rehash a past gift giving situation and reach new levels of understanding. Are there any listeners who are starting with this episode? I want to hear from you if this is the first episode you've ever heard. Also I had another tipping disaster!

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen,
0:03.0	Allison is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:11.0	Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some pants again.
0:17.0	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. We are budding right up against Christmas. When you hear this, Christmas will be the day after tomorrow. As we record this, it's the day after the day after
0:38.8	tomorrow. Yes, we are recording this on a Sunday. This episode will be released on a Monday, technically
0:44.0	Sunday night. You know who's shitting himself right now? Santa. Why does he have GI issues?
0:51.2	No, he's just got a lot. He's stressful. It's stressed. It must be so strong.
0:54.9	I was going to say Tony Thaxton because he needs this episode.
0:57.6	Well, he's kind of like our Santa.
0:59.5	Yeah, in a way, he is.
1:01.2	Anyway, this episode, it's me, obviously.
1:05.3	But as you might have guessed, it's your husband and mine.
1:08.1	Daniel Quants, put your hands together for Daniel Quants.
1:11.1	Thank you.
1:12.9	The applause.
1:14.3	Don't applaud while you're driving, though.
1:17.5	If you were a Waymo, you could.
1:19.3	Have we talked about Waymo's?
1:20.5	This is my new fascination.
1:21.5	What is Waymo?
1:22.5	Thank you for being less in touch with what's going on in the world than I am, which is not that much.
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