Daniel and Alison (Alison's Investment Advice and Daniel's Nose Detailing)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Daniel is sick and he's not in a great mood about it. He visited a thousand-year-old ENT and has some news to report. I made a joke at a consignment shop and now I'm questioning everything. I had some thoughts about good and bad investments and then Daniel and I really get into it regarding a certain bathroom situation.

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0:00.0	Alison, Rosen, Alison, Alison's your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some pants and dance again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.9	Hey, everyone.
0:23.9	Hi, hello.
0:24.8	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen.
0:27.8	Is your new best friend, I'm sitting here in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel
0:33.0	Quants, and tragedy has befallen us.
0:37.4	Daniel is not to 100%. He is a little bit under the weather. and tragedy has befallen us.
0:39.6	Daniel is not 100%. He is a little bit under the weather.
0:43.0	The flu season has come for your husband and mine.
0:48.2	Are we sure that's what it is?
0:50.7	Oh, no, we're not.
0:51.7	What do you think it is?
0:52.7	I have no idea.
0:53.3	It's some kind of virus. It's some kind of thing that took my sweet, innocent husband who didn't deserve it and it settled into your throat and now it's moving down your chest. You sound hoarse. You have a 99.5 fever, which is not technically a fever, but it's not not.
1:12.4	Yeah, I don't feel feverish. I'm just like coughing up, just, you know, gnarly green mucus.
1:19.5	Yeah. And you said you feel bad.
1:22.3	This has been like in my system I'm realizing for a couple weeks.
1:26.3	Because I, a couple weeks ago, I started feeling this like, have I talked about the
1:30.5	vertigo?
	...

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