Dangling Watermelon

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2012

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about the presidential election, adventures in babysitting, foreplay strategies, best first date options, bad impressions, horse berating, factual lying, piggyback rides, rodeo clowns and ask the question, "Where can you see the Terrible Timbers?" For best results, listen to this episode on stilts while wearing a top hat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:35.0	It's November 12th, 7 a.m.
0:39.0	Cash Levy's comedic thoughts.
0:42.0	Hmm. Let's see.
0:44.0	New joke ideas.
0:46.6	Joke number one.
0:48.2	Most upsetting new word, bromance or Bromance?
0:53.0	That might need some work.
0:55.0	Clown cars, do they have enough seatbelts?
0:58.0	Hmm.
0:59.0	What's up with that?
1:00.0	Yeah, I think if I add that.
1:02.0	What's up with that? That'll have some legs. Yeah, that's a good one.
1:05.0	Jock number three idea. I saw a vegan eating animal crackers. Hippocrates, folks, come on. Yeah, I think that might be a good one. I'm on fire this morning.
1:16.4	If the sunset were to fight the sunrise who would win?
1:24.0	Sunrise would kick the sunset's ass.
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