Hey everybody and welcome to a wild ride that'll pull on your heartstrings because we get personal, we get vulnerable and we pour jackass all over it.

Yeah dude. Ladies and gentlemen, danger errand. Yeah dude.

Hi everybody. Hi. Hi Scott. Welcome. Yeah, I don't have to introduce you to Scott. Have you met my gorgeous other co-host? Yeah, yes, we met several years ago, I believe. Yeah, was it?

It might have been. And you know, I think that was you once COVID hit dude time has been warped so bad like a swear to go. We met we met over a

computer zoom call to talk about his tooth. That's right. When we did the tooth video. Yeah, that's right. And that was I think the only time

that was not long ago. How long ago? Two years ago. That was a week ago or so. A week? No, there's a few months. The tooth video is like maybe four months.

And the first time I met you was when you guys did the the waxing mustache. Oh, yeah, I thought we met before that. I don't think so. That was because that was when it went in Portland. Okay. So that was that was like 14 years ago. 2014.

Yeah, would you say it's not a waxing mustache. It was a fucking classic bit. That was like early on the YouTube deal. That's when you're growing out your

stash to do different looks for acting. No, I don't think I had anything to do with acting. I for all I know I was growing it out two wax it. I don't know.

Sounds about right. So long ago. I don't remember you had the most you had a beard a beard maybe. But let's make this shit kick ass like right out of the gate. Have you announced to the world what you have to announce?

Oh, I have lots to announce. But what you're referring to what what you say you're having a baby. What?

I didn't say shit. Oh, I was just kidding. It's always a big. Oh, you didn't even know. I didn't know. I knew. But like announced to the world and I was joking. Like are you pregnant? Yeah.

So I thought you knew and then you were just saying that and then you felt bad because you said it because a lot of times if somebody told somebody and they weren't

supposed to tell that person that they got told that's the big one is like, I'm sorry. I didn't know the disclosure. I said it. And I was joking and I forgot. But we spoke on the phone a couple days ago

and you told me when we're when we were talking about the merch operations. Yes. Yes. But when I came out of my mouth I was like, oh fuck up. I'm not anything else. I'm telling you.

I'm just trying to be funny. You're pregnant. Like, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not a funny. I'm not an honest moment. I waited. Blow it for me. I'm so sorry. I did. There's like so many cameras in here. It's not just audio.

I'm taking my glory, bro. Dude. Okay. But it's it's the first trimester is you only tell people who are like super like you're you'll be comfortable

saying the other miscarriage. Yeah. But how many times have you been pregnant? Never. Okay. So I can tell you from my experience. It's I've never been had had a child before or anything. I've raised the child. I love my stepchild.

I've never actually gone through the process of birth like this. And it's it's it's it's on itself. It's amazing and wild and crazy. But during COVID it's like I don't I don't even know what's

I'm not sure if you can hear it too. But for people that I've talked to me about like having a child during COVID they've all been like it's just crazy. I can't go to any of the meetings or you know I can't go with this and that. I don't know who to tell because I'm normally you have like a baby shower or you have some

event where you can get everyone together. So then the event becomes a zoom call or some Instagram post or

yeah, that's not only not only did nobody know like during the first trimester his child is expected to be born on May 21st. Yeah. And if you think about it

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