Dane's Main Cookie

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

A conversation about music and The Doors leads to the topic of addiction. Jay wonders why alcohol doesn't have a hold on him the way it does the rest of the crew and wants Bobby to start smoking again. Jay and Bobby smoke cigarettes for the rest of the show and man, are they cool about it! | Dane Cook sent Jay a beautiful, heartfelt message that adds fuel to their bromance. Bobby is unhappy the way Jay used his name to communicate with Dane. | Everyone watched the MMA event with Ronda Rousey but it was disappointing for a few reasons. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Run with me.
0:07.0	Hey Bobby.
0:08.0	Let's run!
0:10.0	But a bing you put two in the back of their brain.
0:13.0	Oh!
0:14.0	Ah, so good, Lou.
0:18.0	That's a clip of Jacob hating Italians. He does hate them Italians. He does. What's up, everybody? It's the bonfire. It's the Lost Tapes. Here is always slaying it. FaceCard always slaying the great Robert Kelly. Straight Slays. The Bettys are back big time. What's up, baby? The baddies are way back, Bobby.
0:38.2	It's so back.
0:39.9	You love this show.
0:41.1	Well, they were dicking around with some new bitches in the Dominican Republic.
0:44.9	Get them out of here. I don't know these bitches. The gals are back for Chapter 2,
0:50.1	Badi's USA. What's the boy one, the gay one called?
0:53.5	Bad boys. I lost, I stopped caring. It's the boy one, the gay one called? Bad boys.
0:55.8	I lost, I stopped caring.
1:12.4	It's just 15 of the same super effeminate gay guy and one straight guy who beats them all up. It's just boring after a while. You let me know when they have Baddy's trans, I'm in. I want to see some, I want to see some dick swinging. If I told you Badie's USA was all trans, you would just agree with you go, oh, oh, I'm an idiot.
1:14.4	I didn't, oh, I must not have seen that. That's what I want. I was see a bunch of hot trans going at it. Instead of boobs being pulled out, a nice slong swipping out of a pair of panties. I love it. I'm Big J, never the little one, never the small. Nope. What do they say? I'm Big J. Never the little one. I think they see that. You guys don't watch the baddies. What I'm asking you for? Weird. The science is in. We were listening to that song, that Doors song. I said this to someone the other day when L.A. Woman came on.
1:47.3	I know every improv and all those songs that Jim Morrison does.
1:51.4	You have an easy answer to this question, though it's Pearl Jam.
1:54.4	But is there a band?
1:56.0	For me, it was the time I got into them, the doors, the time I got into them,
1:59.3	and how much I was into them for that time. It's in my DNA, I know every beep and boop the guy makes in the songs, the timing of it all. It's just in me. Do you have a band like that at all? Yeah. There's not a part of the song that I don't know exactly how he does it. The difference in the live one versus the recorded one. Yeah, Pearl Jam.
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