Dane Cook, the KFCR Dating App, and Cancel Everybody

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Dane Cook (1:05:18) is kicking off a new tour and talks with KFC and Feits about his decade of dominance, hashing things out with Louis CK, his Captain America audition, dating a 20 year-old, selling out the Garden with one MySpace post, and grudges in comedy. Voicemails include: block sports or Netflix, fake coughing, dropping 3 dollars, our favorite couple, the KFCR dating app. Also how Frankie Borrelli is like Jordyn Woods and everyone famous before 1992 is canceled.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	Today's episode of KFC Radio is brought to you by StitchFix, the online personal styling service that finds and delivers clothes, shoes and accessories that fit your body.
0:18.2	Very difficult to do at the moment.
0:19.7	Very difficult to fit my body.
0:23.0	Yeah, I'm going to have to update my stitch fix.
0:26.0	Yeah, I that's what that is actually the true sign of like your fat is when you have to change clothes.
0:31.4	Like I I bought a few exels the other day and I was like, fuck, I'm officially transferred.
0:36.6	God, damn it.
0:37.5	I've had the stitch fix for I think three, four months.
0:40.3	I have one advertising and, um, yeah, it's not working.
0:45.7	It's not working anymore.
0:46.5	I'm returning everything because none of this fits.
0:48.5	But see the thing about you because it's the steroid use.
0:52.7	You're just like, you're just bigger.
0:54.3	Like I'm just so misshapen.
0:55.7	You know what I mean?
0:56.6	And just like lumpy here and flabby there.
0:59.8	It's like not a normal body.
1:01.4	See, I always think of myself as not being someone who carries their weight well.
1:04.8	Oh, I totally disagree.
1:06.1	Really?
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