It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast.

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Dan Soder is off today.

I'll be back tomorrow, but he's doing his billions thing today.

I believe today he told me close set full frontal nudity by Dan Soder.

He's finally going to reveal that big fat hog on screen that we have always dreamed.

Oh yeah.

Sitting in his place, everybody, from the Kata and Kelly show,

from You Know What Dude, from the Generate Season 2 on Netflix, from Comedy Central,

A Zillion Things, the hilarious, the legendary Robert Kelly is here.

What's up guys?

I fantasized, we should all draw what we think Dan's cock looks like.

Oh, I bet I got it. I bet I got a damn pet.

I know exactly. I've been thinking about this since I met him.

I've seen his heavy beans from behind. He thought he was turning away to put his bathing suit on once.

In Vegas, and I saw the bean bag. I'll tell you what, if that drag is anything indicative of what that shaft is like,

Boy oh boy.

Listen to me dude, his balls, if you look at his body, nothing makes sense.

It's like somebody go to a doll, like four different dolls and put them together.

It's like a project toy.

Like, you know, like, look what we got you Jeremiah.

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