This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, the Lord we are here, and we're ready to progress.

Hiya, I'm Halle Laban, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every week we're given our mega-church, a tiny family feel by introducing you to members

of our church staff and our community. You know I think it's a trait and a treasure.

Well, per usual, I'm joined by my co-hosties, the youth pastor for our high school ministry,

called Climax. Please welcome Greyhaz.

Oh, Kerr, for the Holy Spirit, Halle, how are you?

Oh, that's so cool. Happy Father's Day, Greyhaz.

Oh, Happy Father's Day. I never knew my dad never really wanted to.

Anyway, Halle, I've got amazing news.

Slay it on me.

I am the nearest cast member of God's House.

Yes, it's going to be amazing.

I was praying you would get accepted onto the show.

Oh, thank you, Halle.

Yeah, for those who don't know, I was in the final few for the running for a new Christian reality television show,

God's House.

It's going to be 12 Christian singles on an island in Maui for 30 days and everybody's got to leave

either married and expecting or you don't win a million dollars.

So I'm very excited.

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