This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Wednesday, Saviche Wednesday, August 6th, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. All right, Jack, I whipped one up for you here. Here we go. Stocks were ripping. Now they're slipping, but today's pod is straight up dripping. It's poetic. Well, it rhymes. Well, It rhymes. That's about all I got going right there. But Jack, three stories for today's T-boy. What do we got on this fantastic show? For our first story, Threadup, a second-hand clothing app, is a top performer in the market this year. Threadup is up 600%. 600% because your old sweatshirt is winning thanks to the Triple F, frugal, friendly, finance.

For our second story, the Savannah Banana's baseball team sold out two straight nights at Yankee Stadium.

Because this baseball team rebuilt the sport from scratch with a focus on fans and TikTok dances.

And our third and final story, Palantir makes AI software for national defense.

Their business is controversial.

Their stock prices too.

So Jack and I will explain Palantir's stock price with a little help from an Arme maze handbag. But Yeties, before we hit that

wonderful mix of stories. I mean, like we said, fantastic mix. Love the mix, Jack. Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to join together this man and this woman in holy mayonnaise. Get this

Yet this, Yeti's, Helman's mayonnaise just sponsored a wedding. We repeat, the world's largest

mayo brand just officiated a wedding ceremony. The two newlyweds didn't say, I do. They said

I dip. Jack, the toasts were literal toast. And the dress code, warning, may contain eggs.

Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm allergic. I abstain. Yeties, this is a true story. Unilever, the company that owns Helmins, hosted a wedding in Las Vegas for two Helmand's superfans. And Unilever's worth $150 billion, so they do have budget for a branded matrimony. And this mayonnaise wedding was so big, it got picked up by the Wall Street Journal. And we keep saying mayonnaise wedding. I just, I can't continue on. Nick, at this wedding, instead of cutting a cake at the end to celebrate, they opened a tube of mayo. It's just gross. Actually, again, I may have to remove myself. But brand sponsoring weddings actually isn't totally new. Now, Jack and I jumped in T-boy style, Dolce and Gabana sponsored and hosted Courtney

Kardashian's nuptials.

And Taco Bell opened a wedding chapel in Las Vegas a few years ago.

700 happy couples have been married over a Gordita.

But in this economy, the average wedding cost $36,000.

And in this economy, the average couple wants to go viral. So Helmins just made both happen. They made the wedding free for the couple, and they made it take off on TikTok. And you know what, Jack? That's a beautiful thing. So besties, if anyone believes these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your piece. I think mean hold your mail hold the mail guys hold the mail

jack what's in our three stories 15 years before this song two boys from the northeast met in the

dorm they had an idea to cause a cultural storm it's the best one yet but the best is an norm

jack nick that's it i don't even think they need to practice.

50% that's a fat tip.

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