Danae Hays Sold Out Comedy Shows Without Ever Doing Standup
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
From crying to her dad because Miley Cyrus got to leave Tennessee to become Hannah Montana while she had to hit softballs every night to sitting down with Tish and Brandi Cyrus themselves, Danae Hays has come full circle.
This week she joins the girls and fills the room with belly laughs and southern charm. They get into her origin story, how a viral prank call to an Alabama taxidermist changed everything, her Grand Ole Opry debut, her love life (plot twist: her girlfriend is one of Tish's oldest family friends), what it is actually like to headline a comedy show for an hour when you have never done standup before, and the moment she flat out lied to her agent at CAA to land a gig. If you want to get buck wild and laugh out loud, tune in because this one's a wild bit of gear, y'all.
Love you, Stoners. Bye!
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