Dana Gould Returns

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah.
0:06.0	You made it weird, yes you did.
0:10.0	You made it weird.
0:12.0	With Pete Holmes.
0:15.0	What's happening weirdos?
0:16.0	This is the incomparable, the wonderful, the always delightful, the always hilarious Dana Gould,
0:21.9	who has written for everything that you love, including The Simpsons, but he's also just a fantastic
0:27.7	stand-up comedian. He has a new special that is out now on YouTube for free. Like the old guy
0:35.7	that thinks it's a, you have to mention that. It's free. You can just go to
0:39.7	YouTube.com and type in Dana Gould. Just type in Dana Gould. And you'll see perfectly normal is the
0:46.3	name of his new special. It's fantastic. We talk a little bit about it. And I'd like to play a clip.
0:51.0	Here's a little taste from perfectly normal.
0:54.2	And when you go into like CVS or Walgreens,
0:59.0	when they start to decorate for Halloween,
1:01.3	they always lead with the big three monsters.
1:06.5	Dracula, Frankenstein,
1:14.7	and older woman.
1:24.2	She doesn't even have to be in a witch's hat.
1:25.3	It doesn't need it.
1:28.2	Older woman.
1:32.8	Can your heart stand the shocking facts of what time and gravity do to the female face?
1:38.4	And the horror you'll feel when they leave the house.
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