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everybody. Thank you so much. We have a great show for you today. Later on, we're going

to be talking to Dana Carvey, the Saturday Night Live legend who, as the church lady

and other characters gave us so many comic catchphrases, which, as it turns out, sound

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panel this week. First up, he's a staff writer for the onion and a stand-up comedian whose

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