Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2014

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Mayor Harmon welcomes Dana Carvey to Harmontown who for some reason apologizes for Wayne's World two and out of nowhere, Tenacious D of www.festivalsupreme.com appear out of thin air! In D&D, someone dies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Harmon Town is now in session.
0:14.0	Please welcome the Mayor of Harmon Town, Jan Harmon.
0:22.0	Thank you.
0:38.0	Thank you so much for last minute comp trolling.
0:42.0	Thank you for having me, Dan.
0:44.0	You're old had up to now.
0:46.0	I love comp trolling. It's like my favorite thing.
0:49.0	I'm sorry I didn't even hear that you called my name.
0:52.0	I thought people were just excited that the show was happening.
0:54.0	I usually wait to see if they're excited for me to be here.
0:59.0	Please welcome...
1:02.0	This fucking guy.
1:04.0	B.J. Black Basilitz.
1:06.0	This fucking guy is here too.
1:08.0	from Castle Wolfenstein.
1:10.0	Oh yeah, that's what Hitler wanted us to look like.
1:15.0	That's a huge compliment.
1:17.0	That's do not take that the wrong way.
1:20.0	It is. You are very handsome.
1:22.0	You're very handsome.
1:24.0	You look like Duke Nukem.
1:27.0	That is, yeah.
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