Dana Carvey (Extended)

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 29 July 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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When these two comedy legends sat down to reminisce about the good old days at The Dana Carvey Show, there was way too much footage to make air. Here is the full unedited interview, enjoy! (Original Air Date: March 28th, 2018) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.4	While an emorous skunk clings to your leg.
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0:12.6	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.8	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,
0:18.8	it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:21.9	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was his mother.
0:27.4	The healthy business search zeroed with an X.
0:30.0	The 100 presented by Compaea Zamarca.
0:32.5	It's a music tournament with amazing cricket.
0:34.9	No, it's a cricket tournament with amazing music.
0:37.5	With explosions.
0:38.9	He means fireworks.
0:40.0	And huge fiery shooting things.
0:42.5	He means flame machines.
0:44.0	There's also amazing DJs and big foamy portings.
0:48.2	He means, oh, actually, there are those things.
0:50.8	And best of all, the world class cricket.
0:53.1	Is that we are the sponsor?
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