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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Dan Sheehan has never seen Twin Peaks

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Dan Sheehan has never seen Twin Peaks, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Diego McCafferty. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play a new game called Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters, Character Card Head game, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.0

this is Never Seen It.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

Hey everybody, Kyle here.

0:22.2

Thanks for us and never seen it.

0:23.2

Today's episode is very fun.

0:24.9

I have the comedian Dan Sheehan, who is at It's Dan Sheehan on Twitter.

0:29.5

He also runs the Twitter account, not a wolf, and you may have heard him if you

0:32.7

subscribe to the Patreon.

0:34.3

He's never seen Pulp Fiction, and he did an episode a while back on that. But today's episode, Dan has never seen Twin Peaks. I have's never seen Pulp Fiction and he did an episode while back on that. But today's

0:38.3

episode, Dan has never seen Twin Peaks. I have also never seen Twin Peaks. It's super fun. We're

0:43.4

joining in studio by Diego McAfrety once again, who has. Super fun script. We got some new games

0:49.2

before and afters. It's a great time. Thank you for listening. Thank you if you came out to our

0:54.1

live show at the Just for Lafts festival last week. That was a blast. It was super cool to see fans out at the show, and it makes me happy and feel like blessed. And it's so cool. It is great. It was a good time. Dan's episode is wonderful. I'm excited for you guys to hear it. Here is Dan Sheehan has never seen Twin Peaks.

1:15.9

I'm back. What were you guys talking about?

1:18.5

You're talking about first album killers.

1:20.3

Oh, I heard this thing about the killers where they said they were in the middle of making their first album.

1:26.9

And then, Is This It by the Strokes came out? and they scrapped everything off the album except mr bright side and started over that's and mr brightside was one of the first songs that they wrote yeah wasn't it like like a riff someone put on like an answering machine or something oh i don't know if that i think i i saw them you're thinking of john tesh and the nba tonight theme am. That he wrote, famously wrote during a concert. Have you guys seen that video? No, I have not. Very funny. You know the NBA Tonight theme song. I believe it's called Round Ball Rock. Round Ball Rock, right? One of the great Tim Robinson SNL sketches is Round Ball Rock thing. Playing off of thing. Playing off of that. Because his brother has the lyrics or whatever. And John Tesh is in the middle of a concert and he goes, hold on, sorry. Takes a phone from the concert, calls his own home and leaves himself a voicemail that's like, hey, it's you. You'll know what you mean by this. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And he just came up with the melody to round ball rock during a concert

2:19.4

and left himself a voicemail. I would say famously, but one out of three people barely remembers the story if we're going off of the odds of this room. I remember the sketch. I didn't know it was based off a real thing. I think it's based off how dumb that is. and then weren't the lyrics just the word basketball a bunch for the most part?

2:35.5

Is it like, blah, blah yeah yeah you're gonna do the thing and then we're gonna

2:41.4

shoot it and then he's like he says it's so this is the this is the best form of comedy is barely

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