Hello, Dan. Welcome to the men's room.

Hello, how you doing?

Ola!

So, I had a neighbor who was a lobster distributor.

All right.

And he would come over, and we just moved into the place and he came over once and he says,

hey, you want some lobster.

I'm like, what do you mean?

He saw, I just going to be lobster and I got some extra it's the weekend.

I said, sure.

So he brings over about five lobster.

So that was cool.

So a couple weeks later, my wife and I, or my girlfriend and I at the time, going camping over to Lake Winatchie.

And we're right at the stop sign at the end of the cul-de-sac.

And we're ready to take her right. And he comes around the corner on the left. And he says, hey, where are you guys going? I said, we're going camping. She says, hey, you want to bring some lobster? I said, sure. So we go back to the house, empty out the beer from the cooler, and put 11 lobster in.

Jesus.

The cooler and go over to Lake Winatchie to this little group camp we had.

We had about 15 people there.

So we're bowling.

We only had a pot big enough to fit one at a time in.

So we're boiling up this lobster for about three hours that night,

eating lobster at the campfire for nothing.

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