From NPR and WBZ Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

The NPR News Quiz.

Hey everybody, come outside and play me.

Ultimate Fris Bill.

I'm Bill Curtis and here is your host.

Coming to you from a hole he dug at his yard, he's calling his new office.

Peter Segal.

Thank you Bill and thanks fake audience, which this week are a group of people who are happy

and they know it.

Now, a lot of people blame bats for the coronavirus, but imagine how they feel about that.

First, Ben Affleck is cast as Batman and now this.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Bad Expert Dan Riskin about how things look from,

you know, the bats point of view.

Well metaphorically, because bats are blind as well you get the idea.

Meanwhile, we want to know how well you've been sensing your surroundings.

Give us a call.

The number is one, triple eight, weight, weight.

That's one, eight, eight, nine, two, four, eight, nine, two, four.

Now it's time to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you are on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, it's Mitch from Austin, but calling from Oklahoma.

Oh, why are you in Oklahoma if you're from Austin?

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