Dan Rath Has Never Seen Lawrence of Arabia

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Dan Rath (Australian wonder!) has never seen "Lawrence of Arabia" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He knows SO LITTLE about this movie, that we had third-chair guest John Hastings guess what Dan's script was referencing, AFTER we read the script. We have a lot of chat leading up about Australian accents in movies, references, performances, and more. Plus some Never Seen It games at the end! For more of us, and to help keep the podcast afloat, check out our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:04.0	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend
0:07.0	will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
0:10.0	Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view
0:14.0	and a table seat, ideal for playing footsie beneath.
0:17.0	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. Trains on Uber.
0:23.6	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:30.6	this is never seen it.
0:34.6	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:41.8	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
0:44.3	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before,
0:49.1	and we read their scripts.
0:50.9	I'm your host, Kyle Ayers.
0:51.9	Today, all the way from Australia, Dan Rath is here.
0:55.6	Dan has never seen Lawrence of Arabia, but he rewrote it and we read his script. You're going
1:00.2	to love this episode. It is so much fun. We're joined by John Hastings as well, and we actually
1:04.8	get into this thing that, this idea that had been tossed around on the, the discord before,
1:10.2	where we don't tell John what Dan
1:14.1	rewrote and then we do the script and then John has to guess what it is a script for. We kind of
1:20.0	organically get into it. We actually recorded this episode back in March. So apologies if some stuff
1:25.2	is dated, some references or some news things or everything like that we talk a lot
1:29.1	about like Australian representation accents and movies things like that up top that's really really fun
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