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Hollywood Handbook

Dan Lippert, Our Oscars Friend

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

With the Oscars coming up, DAN LIPPERT from Big Grande's The Teachers' Lounge helps Sean and Hayes make their predictions for the big show.

This episode is sponsored by Harry's (www.harrys.com/hollywoodhandbook) and Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/handbook).

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0:00.0

Interior Santa's house ding dong

0:03.1

We we who's at my door we

0:08.4

Door opens by Santa Van

0:12.0

Introduce character

0:14.7

repossession person

0:16.8

Hello, what brings you here tonight mr. Oh God what's this a knowness you're handing me?

0:24.8

You're here to repossess my Harry's razors the last possession of value Santa man has

0:34.1

Santa man

0:35.6

Falls throw himself on bucket of razors to protect them from repossession man

0:41.3

Please these razors compare so favorably to other shaving solutions. I've tried in terms of quality in the prize

0:48.5

No, no do that to old Santa man

0:54.3

repossession

0:55.5

Guy shrugs he's just doing his job that you can tell on his face. Oh come on

1:01.6

You just do a job is that what that shrugs supposed to mean come on man

1:06.8

You says if you don't even know that you look we're just two guys here two guys like Jeff and Andy who started a

1:12.7

Harry's razors and and they were fed up with being overcharged by razors and and can't you just be fed up with this

1:19.2

materialistic culture that makes you repossessed stuff for good hard work at Santa man's and

1:25.8

And maybe we should buy a factory together with blade making experience. We'll do the same thing

1:33.6

The repossession guy gets out his head car it starts loading razors one by one for some reason

1:40.1

This is gonna take so long

1:42.1

We we we we oh no oh that one you had five German engineer blades on it. Oh no

1:48.8

Not the one with the lubricating strip. Oh, don't take my razor with the flex hinge for a comfortable glide

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