Friends, we did it. We crossed beyond that awful digital trench that lays smoldering between the number

1, 9, 9 and 2, 0, 0. What a horrible chasm that liminal space between these two three digit numbers really is.

Sick place, infested with moldering seagulls, beaks filled with baby vomit and wings charred from the fires of hell.

We passed right over that awful place and did not fall in. We've made it to episode 2, 0, 0 and to celebrate this monumental occasion.

We have with us the magical genius of Dan Harmon. We're going to jump right into this episode of the DTFH, but first some very quick business.

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Do you want to go to a chain store and risk having to listen to this?

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This is our deception. This is not love and they proven it by opening their bathrooms to perverted men. I am a mother of 12 and I'm very disgusted by this wicked practice.

When you go out into the external world it should be because you're headed to some verdant grow to make love to your sweet darling. Not to be reminded of the fact that members of your species still subscribe to an outdated operating system that may very well cause world war three.

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