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Greetings to you, my swirling externalized bits of perfection protruding from the other

side of the coin into the river of time that we currently call human incarnation.

Welcome to the DTFH, if my voice sounds extra sexy.

It's because I'm recording this at the Burbank holiday in a Taj Mahal in the midst of Burbank,

a tower of glory, a beautiful radiant gem in the crown that is Burbank.

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