My name is Lucille Lemone and one year ago I hired a web designer to build a website

to display my hand-knit at American History, theme, and activism business gloves.

The web designer stopped returning my phone calls and when I threatened to take him to

small cleanse courts, he could get my 6,000 deposit, he put an alligator in my window while

I was sleeping.

The alligator chewed both of my arms off and one of my feet.

Now I'm forced to knit with my mouth and remain in foot and my work has suffered greatly.

Now I cannot enjoy an alligator show or the smell of Doritos without thinking of the morbidly

obese con man alligator wrangler who not only destroyed my business but ruined my life

if only I had these squares.

Hello, my name is Duncan Trussell.

Host of the Dugger Trussell Family Hour podcast and inventor of the hikerscom.

Unfortunately the story you just heard is not an isolated incident.

One of the number one causes of dismemberment in the United States is from getting malled

by a deadly animal placed in your window by an unscrupulous web designer.

From bears to honey badgers, the neighborhoods of America are filled with the screams of

innocent victims who awaken to find their bodies being ripped apart by the sharp vicious

teeth of deadly animals.

This could happen to you but it definitely won't if you use square space to build

your website.

There is no need to get ripped apart by a wild animal just because you want an amazing

world-class website to start your business or blog.

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