4.6 • 7.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys. |
0:02.0 | Doug Hates, candy wrap or springy, maybe sticky seats with 50-as-and-pop or hurdles in his teeth. |
0:10.0 | They're still not one that he won't seek a dog. |
0:14.0 | The most poofy! |
0:18.0 | Hey hey hey everybody! |
0:28.0 | My name is Doug and I love movies! |
0:36.0 | This is the love movies! |
0:40.0 | Come on! |
0:43.0 | Coming to you once again from Irving Plaza in New York City! |
0:48.0 | Every time I come here after the show I'm like I wish those people had some enthusiasm. |
0:56.0 | It's pathetic. |
0:58.0 | It's Tuesday, June 9th, 2015, when it happens to be the release date of my new CD, my new comedy recording that I made on 420. |
1:10.0 | Fucking high out of my mind so I don't even know what's on it. |
1:16.0 | It's called Promotional Tool and here's some physical copies. |
1:22.0 | The winner tonight is going to get one so I'll set one aside. |
1:26.0 | These other six copies are going to get hurled into the audience. |
1:36.0 | Watch your eyes because they got pointy corners. |
1:42.0 | You never know when I'm going to throw one! |
1:46.0 | I can't even watch it going into the crowd. |
1:50.0 | Somebody just put a bag of Dunkin' Donuts on the stage. |
1:54.0 | Like let's not fuck around with waiting to see if the donut name tag gets chosen. |
2:00.0 | Let's just put it on the goddamn stage. |
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