Dan Bucatinsky: Bribery Is Essential
Why Mommy Drinks
Campfire Media
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Actor, Emmy Award winner, and author Dan Bucatinsky (Scandal, The Comeback, Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?) talks with Betsy and guest co-host Amy Albert about how parenthood is a cult, getting a COVID test from the back of a random pickup truck, and spinning crazy into gold like Rumpelstiltskin.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. Welcome to Why Mommy Drunks. This is Betsy Stover. Hello. Today I am joined by my guest co-host. You know her. You love her. It's Amy Albert. |
| 0:29.0 | Hello, everybody. Thanks for coming back on the show. It's always so nice to have you. |
| 0:37.0 | Well, it's so nice to be with you. It's my pleasure. Oh, boy. I'm so excited to introduce you all to our guest today. |
| 0:45.0 | He's an actor. You know him from Scandal. The comeback. He's an author, writer. He's an Emmy winner. No big deal. It's Dan Bukitinski. Hello. |
| 0:58.0 | Hi. Hi. Thanks for having me. Oh, thank you for coming on the show. So I'm... |
| 1:04.0 | Listen, any show called Why Mommy Drinks is a show that I want to be on. Thank you, Dan. Thank you. |
| 1:14.0 | I have read... Well, first of all, I've broken the cardinal rule, which is don't read the comments too many times. |
| 1:22.0 | And so many people on the internet are like, they're telling women to drink this mommy wine culture is out of control. |
| 1:31.0 | So thank you, Dan. Wait, what? I mean, how can you be a parent and not... |
| 1:36.0 | Well, look. I mean, when we're talking about women, women are like a subset of children in a way culturally right. |
| 1:44.0 | So we have to take care of them and protect them and don't let them, you know, have freedom or express themselves. |
| 1:52.0 | And also, you're not telling people to drink. What would drive someone to want to and need a drink? |
| 1:59.0 | And that is the act of childbirth and everything that comes after it, if you want my... |
| 2:05.0 | I mean, birthed my own children out of my own uterus because mine isn't working at the moment. |
| 2:12.0 | It's out of order. We adopted our beautiful kids and I'm very pro-adoption and very pro-kids. |
| 2:18.0 | I'm saying this all I've tried because everything that will come after will sound like I'm not. |
| 2:24.0 | You're in good company. I think everyone here understands. |
| 2:27.0 | Oh, so I have three kids. They're all boys. I have a five-year-old, a nine-year-old, and a ten-year-old. |
| 2:34.0 | Amy, what have you got? I know, Dan. I know. |
| 2:39.0 | I have two lovely kids. One, my girl is going to be turning six in two weeks and my little guy is three. |
| 2:48.0 | Oh, those are great ages. |
| 2:51.0 | I mean, are they really in the trenches? How old are your kids, Dan? What have you got over there? |
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