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We'll be here, but before we get to them, by the way, my name is Scott Ockerman, and before we get to those two, we have a stand-up comedian in his own right here. He's a stand-up comedian. He is a podcast host. He is an actor, comedic actor. No drama. No drama, no drama, baby. No drama when it comes to you. I've got no time for no drama. That's right. He is a

cast member of the hit smash show, Cobra Kai, which is coming to an end with its sixth season, I believe. Sixth season, yeah. And he is now also, in addition to being a multi-hyphenid entertainment-based multi-hyphenid, though. Let me put on my ass-gots. Tell them. I thought you were saying my ass-gots. Let me put on my ass. You are also an author.

Sounds so good. An author with a book out right now in stores called Under Cooked. Please welcome back to the show, Dan Adute. Hello, Dan! Hello, Scott. You are a best-selling author. Yes, I'm not a best-selling author. And I'm starting to think that this is your just trolling me, and that's why you invited me on the show right now.

For those of you who don't know what Dan is talking about, how do I describe it? The old grey lady? The New York Times puts out a list every week. Fake news.

Fake news. Of not the best books. Fake news books. Not the best books, but the best-selling books that have sold the most, as we say in the book, is copies or cops. Sometimes we call them in the bookbiz.

The comedy-bang-bang book, thanks to everyone who pre-ordered and who came to our events and bought the book there. And bought it the week it came out.

Is number four on the New York Times best-seller list an incredible achievement for an author? And, Dan, where was yours?

Okay, first of all, I just want to say what you're leaving out is the books that you are surrounded by. Okay, so one is Mindcom.

Which is the... Yes, it's on the list. And all that underneath ours, it's number five.

It is number five. It is number five. And number three is Mao's Little Red Book.

Little Red Book, yeah. We're right in between those two. Yet you could not even make a list that those books are on. Well, thanks.

I don't want to be in that company. I don't want to be in that Oreo cookie that you...

But you're... You're your book and came out a couple of weeks ago. It is an Amazon bestseller. That's great.

Yeah. That's something. That's something. It's a big company. Yeah, definitely. They move a lot of books.

Because I know it has subtitles. It's called undercooked. Say the complete titles for me.

Undercooked. How will it food become my life navigator and how maybe that's a dumb way to live? Okay.

So that's a long title. It is long. I did the...

We're credit. I did the Charles Dickens deal. I'm getting paid by the word.

I was just filling it up. I didn't know that was such a big part of his deal. That wasn't...

I knew Christmas Carol, Oliver Twist, all that kind of stuff. But part of his deal was getting paid by the word.

Yeah. He called it a PBTW. Oh, okay. He wanted a PBNJ. But a PBTW.

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