Damned Fritos
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | MUSIC |
| 0:17.6 | Over 150,000 people are expected to visit Miami this weekend for the Super Bowl, |
| 0:22.7 | as well as a handful of unlucky tourists who happen to pick the wrong weekend. |
| 0:27.0 | That's the Super Bowl. |
| 0:31.0 | That could happen pretty easily. You're coming in from another country. |
| 0:33.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:34.2 | The San Francisco. |
| 0:36.2 | I've gone to a town or gone through a town on the day of the NASCAR race. |
| 0:41.3 | And you're just imprisoned by humanity. |
| 0:45.1 | So when I took a vacation in Mexico and their presidential election was going on, |
| 0:49.6 | I didn't check their election schedule before I decided on a trip to Mexico. |
| 0:54.4 | And when they have elections, they do not sell alcohol the entire day of the election. |
| 0:58.5 | Oh, wait a minute. |
| 0:59.3 | So it was on vacation in Mexico and they weren't selling booze. |
| 1:03.0 | So I had to bribe a guy which is easy to do in Mexico because it's cropped through and through. |
| 1:06.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:07.2 | To sell me beer out of the back of a convenience store and had to drive through the alley and he ran out |
| 1:11.0 | and put it in the back of my truck and off my truck. |
| 1:13.2 | It was quite the keeper. |
| 1:14.1 | Right, wow. |
| 1:15.1 | Well, you could end up in a Mexican prison for a long time. |
| 1:18.9 | They don't put up with that. |
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