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Sarah, the day phrase.

I love that intro.

P.S., you know, I adore you.

But wait a minute, the last show, you basically were alluding to this, like, I'm a lawyer, and I'm mean to Sarah.

Oh, some asshole listener.

Yeah, I mean, by the way, everyone who says something nasty, I'm going to call you an asshole.

I don't give a fuck. And by the way, don't listen something nasty, I'm going to call you an asshole. I don't give a fuck.

And by the way, don't listen. No, some asshole listeners like, it's really the same thing you and I talked about before. They're like, do you know you're rude to Sarah? I'm like, well, and they're like, but this one says, say you're a lawyer one more time. Okay, well, let me say, I'm a lawyer. So I guess you were talking about Jed Schott.

I was, they feel I was belittingly you because I'm like, I'm a lawyer. I know how it works.

That's what the motherfucking asshole is implying. So go fuck yourself, listener. And that's why I was

being sarcastic like that. I'm not mean to Sarah. I mean, do you want to see mean? Do you people want to see mean? I'm not mean to you, okay? It's like I speak how I speak. I don't think you're mean to me. Don't forget, I tell Sarah stories from the bottom of my heart and she doesn't fucking listen. She's mean to me. I am the victim here, people.

One time. You said, oh, I have a very short story to tell about Leonardo DiCaprio's house in

Malibu, decorated. It was about being swindled by Randall Emmett. And I had heard the story

before. And yes, I was bored. And I apologize I apologize I'm so sorry but I know everybody loved

it but me and that's what this show is all about you know apparently not everyone this woman

says I'm nasty to you so I mean she would agree that it was probably boring if you ask her

anyway Sarah Sarah David David give me all the tea.

What is going on?

This is where I think we should start.

Okay.

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