You're going to be. Yoy! Sorry to interrupt here guys,

but it's me again. Cat, your DM, Recap reporter, and

perfect peaceful plum. Welcome to Recap News, your only source of Recap information from arc to arc.

Last time I pulled you three out of your reality and into my newsroom void,

you were stuck in the middle of a battle with pirates. There were fireballs flying everywhere,

ships being sunk, and the city guard of Madria doing their best to hold off this harrowing attack.

They sure are lucky that you came along. Tell me, how did that battle go for you?

Um, so Fran and I keep some ass, killed some pirates. I sunk a ship in the most badass way humanly possible.

Slake got into town in the middle of the battle

and performed some heroics, some intern,

entry-level heroics, saved towns people, ran across rooftops, and also killed a bunch of pirates.

Oh, how heroic! Oh, just listening to you describe it gives me goosebumps!

But then, your battle was cut short when another ship

rolled out of the fog, right?

That's right. And it was Captain Loria. She's just tall as hell just so tall.

Imagine a woman, but imagine her very tall.

She rammed another ship with her ship and then sunk that ship and then she rammed that

ship that she was into our ship and but technically my ship kind of like my boat and

she introduced herself as the captain of Madria's

personal guard. Oh and she took you to shore to meet with your new friend right?

Well yeah that's where we met.

Hi, I'm Slake.

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