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We are picking up with our heroes right where we left them at the end of the last arc,

separated and plummeting to their deaths as their home and everything they know and love is destroyed and tossed from the sky.

However, it seems our intrepid interlopers were able to escape from the clutches of death this time.

Lika, let's start with you.

How did you survive the fall from the sky?

Fell into the ocean, almost drowned, was mysteriously saved, and ended up on an island.

We swam out to look for survivors and found Zaroon, got back to shore, and spent time wandering and

slowly dying of thirst, while carding around an unconscious goddess.

Found an oasis after a few days so basically a great time.

Amazing! What a truly touching tale of selflessness and heroism.

Now, Fran and Corbin, you two fell in a different part of the new world.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about that?

Well, let's give him the rundown, Corbin.

Fell into the middle of a sandstorm.

Botavulak.

Almost die.

Rescued by Orks.

We figured out we don't speak the language of the world below.

We used a lot of really good and smart tricks to communicate with the

Orcs who saved us.

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