Kat, I'm so happy for you, but you did rob me of my stranger interaction on a...

Oh! I'm sorry, please, please!

Oh, oh, so no, it's bad, Kat. What happened to me was bad. I went outside, I was taking

right to the dog park. I was getting ready at first mistake, going outside.

Well, so I was in the parking lot, I was getting my car open, and then all of a sudden my key fob

died. Literally as I opened the door to my car, and so then my car was like, you're trying to

break into this vehicle, sir. Stop! And it started going off. The car alarm did, which I couldn't turn

off because my key fob had died, and I don't have keys, because I'm a fucking bitch who owns a car

that doesn't have keys. I couldn't turn my car on, because it's remote start. There's no place to put...

There's a key that comes out anyways. A man comes up behind me. I'm freaking out. I've got right

over here trying to crawl into the car. I've got my key fob out. I'm like, my door is open, my car

is screaming at me, and this man is like, so you're the one whose car has been going off every single

night at 3 a.m. And I was like, oh, no, I haven't gone anywhere in weeks. It's the middle of the day.

And then I had to have like a borderline physical altercation with this man who was like, well,

somebody's car has been going off and waking up my grandma literally. He was like, she has trouble

sleeping, because she's so old. And I was like, I'm sorry, like I can't do anything for you. Please

let me leave. I was already late to the dog park. I had to go all the way back upstairs into

the apartment to get my second key fob, which I think got to even had a second fucking key fob.

Holy shit. I thought we weren't going to the dog park, so I had to drag him bodily and hi, baby.

And he was so upset. Anyways, cat. Okay, but cat, you stole all of the good interaction for me

in your amazing drunk situation. How were you going to be late to the dog park? Was riot,

did riot need to be there on a schedule? Was there an appointment at the dog park? Did you have

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