Who would like to be the guy who starts the show?

You just did?

Nose goes.

Sophia.

I don't have anything.

Just start saying words.

So I went to a pretty cool chicken nugget restaurant with my buddies.

And one of my buddies, her name, starts with Caitlin,

bit into a lemon while making direct eye contact with me,

which I find a nightmare, just worst thing just horrible just a awful thing to see

so as we were leaving Caitlin was behind me I was gonna turn around and keep the door

shut so she couldn't open it because I'm very tall and strong and

Caitlin's frail and only two inches tall so it made life difficult for her.

But instead I realized I was closing the door

on a family, a man and his very cute little girls.

And so I immediately stopped and I said, sorry, and his reaction was to glare at me and say

Yeah and fuck you. Yes, it was an overreaction. I said sorry clearly seeing that it was a joke and I was trying to play a prank on my friend who he had budged in front of

Yeah, he did yeah, that's so he pushed me to the ground and his three little children walked on top of him.

And Caitlin is only two inches small. I'm very short.

I thought he only had two children. He had four. I thought he had five children.

He had eight children and they all trampled on me as well.

Quantum children.

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