Hello, hello, my sweet friends, before we get into today's episode, I am here to give a message to all of my U.S. Americans listening.

If you are from elsewhere, feel free to skip this, because I'm sure you're bored to tears of hearing about American politics.

If you are eligible to vote in the United States, please listen. And please

vote. For the love of God, please vote. That's my main message here. Please vote and please

vote against Donald Trump. His proposed platform is extremely damaging to LGBTQ people all over the United States

and possibly other places in the world that are influenced by the United States. His platform

is unbelievably transphobic. Some of the ads he's running are some of the most vile and disgusting

things I've ever seen in my entire life. And that's not even to mention his disastrous

idea of foreign policy and how it will affect the rest of the world. If you're able to vote

early, do that. Otherwise, please,

please go to the polls on Election Day. Election Day is Tuesday, November 5th. It's this coming

Tuesday. Please vote. Please, please, please vote. Everyone who's not U.S. American, okay,

you can tune back in now. And on to the episode.

I don't know if I have, okay, I don't know if this is anything. Okay. But I do have a story

that happened to me today. Okay. Tell me. It kind of scared me. Oh, it's a scary story. So as you

guys know, I'm dual wielding. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, I just got a new phone. So you have two phones right now.

So I have two phones right now because I still haven't transferred stuff from my old phone.

So I just brought both. And I turned my new phone on for the first time this morning and I got my car to come here.

And I tried to connect my new phone to the Bluetooth. And I had transferred over my cellular data already.

And I was like in my car, away from my apartment,

there was no internet for my phone to connect to my old phone,

or my new phone, I guess.

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