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Dames & Dragons 111. The Beating Earth (Part 13)

LegendLark

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Dnd, Improv, Leisure, Ttrpg, 5e, Fiction, Games, Actual Play, Comedy Fiction, Dungeons And Dragons, 5th Edition, Comedy

5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Time to get sexy, everyone! The Guardians heroically avoid becoming Jokerfied, have a quick Repliku run-in, speculate about the goals of the Taitecairn, and ABSOLUTELY DO NOT cut out a man's tongue.

βœ‚οΈ Ep. 111 Outtakes & Extras βœ‚οΈ


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you guys remember baby bottle pops, baby bottle pop, baby bottle pop, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:07.2

quieter, please, baby bottle pop, sexier, slower, baby bottle pop, you're a definition of

0:15.4

sexier, baby bottle pop, you can do the sexier, baby bottle pop song, oh that should be the

0:21.9

intro.

0:22.9

The intro is started, we're doing the intro, okay, okay, okay, let me make sure airplane

0:28.3

mode is on, thank you, that's the sexiest thing of all, let me make sure airplane mode is on,

0:34.1

wait, I want to try again, okay, all right, baby bottle pop, baby bottle pop, yeah, while

0:46.6

I did it, you fucking bitch is that I couldn't, no, I still don't think you can, I don't

0:52.5

think you can, I'm so scared right now, baby bottle pop, that's honestly breathable, baby

1:02.3

bottle pop, better, it's still better, baby bottle pop, this is all on 2,000, from the early

1:13.7

2000s, early 2000s, bubble gum pop star, haunting, you fucking imagine, it's not, it's

1:26.0

literally like the lady who sang Santa baby, but like, Santa baby, I was thinking, remember

1:33.7

how in the early 2000s there were like 800 bands from like Scandinavia or where the fuck

1:38.0

yeah, all the girls in these bands sounded like, I'm five years old, I'm also very sexy, and

1:45.0

all the guys sounded like, come on baby, I'm just thinking of Barbie girl, okay, but they're

1:50.0

more than one, there was toy box, no, there was more than a while, yeah, I feel like they're

1:53.8

more, and like, it was, it was, they were all capitalizing on the spame, but that we're

1:58.3

getting away from the point, I have to go, yeah, you have to sing sexy baby box, why, why

2:03.2

I have to go now, you fucking said you wanted to, did I, yeah, I didn't think, I didn't

2:07.2

say I wanted to go now, it was before I did my bad sexy baby bottle pop, and I think I

2:11.6

did change your perspective on life, so I do apologize for it, I don't remember anything

2:15.4

that I said or did before, I'm lucky for you, my mind is a steel trap, and I don't remember

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